Magic Divergent Games

I am a 17 year old Canadian fangirl. I am a citizen of District 10, a member of the Ravenclaw house, and I am divergent with an aptitude for Erudite and Abnegation. Here you will find a collection of stuff that I like, posts that make me laugh and things I think are important. Anyways, that's all. DFTBA!
Who I Follow

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via lauren-not-lopez)

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(via accio-misha-ackles)

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raisedthrough the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

(via cecsketches)

beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

(via 221books-to-cry-over)

the-perks-of-being-a-fangirl2:

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

"im on a diet" i whisper as i order 3 pizzas, 25 burgers and 7 dead corpses

one of these is not like the others

Yeah, why would you order 25 burgers?

(via iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin)

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

moniker-padacklyte:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

the best part is you literally turned him on

Iron Cock

cinnasownmockingjay:

Katniss Everdeen + Judging You

(via johannamasoen)

alexapproved:

@joannasotomura:

I’m so lucky I get to work with these incredible goofballs! Check out Ep 47 of #emmaapproved #100happydays | DAY 32 http://pbly.co/EAep47

(via bennetdiaries)

kmoleary:

permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

(via rosebelikova)

fuckoffcats:

THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

(via 221books-to-cry-over)

Is it in your coat? Yes.

(via dreamscanbedangerousthings)