Magic Divergent Games

I am a 17 year old Canadian fangirl. I am a citizen of District 10, a member of the Ravenclaw house, and I am divergent with an aptitude for Erudite and Abnegation. Here you will find a collection of stuff that I like, posts that make me laugh and things I think are important. Anyways, that's all. DFTBA!
Posts I Like
Who I Follow

buttart:

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.

(via c-connorwalsh)

jesusiswhatthisworldneeds:

deadlyincantations:

darnni:

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

this is literally my life

SO ACCURATE.

(via c-connorwalsh)

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via belly-horn-nudists)

gangtheway:

tag your fucking spoilers

gangtheway:

tag your fucking spoilers

(via aphfandoms)

everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back

tilltheskyfallsd0wnn:

spoopyhawke:

oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

IM SCREAMING

(via rustboro-city)

harry2016:

harry2016:

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash motherfucker 

I got this from a children’s joke website but just added the word motherfucker at the end

(via aphfandoms)

cedricdigory:

Taylor Swift, another victim of TFIOS (x) (cc. taylorswift fishingboatproceeds)

(via fishingboatproceeds)

ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

(via aphfandoms)